Ode to the BlackBerry Bold 9900 (aka: Dear RIM, wtf?!)

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I accidentally tempted one of our readers this week to write a poem on why RIM should give her a BlackBerry Bold 9900 now instead of making her wait. The dare worked out and Ashley whipped up a nice Ode to the BlackBerry Bold 9900 to vent a bit of her frustration. I know the feeling since I want this device in my hands now instead of later. While playing with it at BlackBerry World I could not help but feel like my dream of a 9000 style device reborn has finally come. Let us know what you think of Ashley’s late night work. Better yet see if you can top her lyrical rant.

Roses are red. Berries are Black.
Hey Rim! Where’s my 9900 at?
First it was June and now ‘late’ summer,
It’s the PlayBook allllll over again! What a bummer!

The CEO of AirAsia got that Bold u delivered,
What are the rest of us? Chopped liver?
You lead us around w/promises so sweet,
When will you give us the fruit of these leaks?

Every day I stay tuned to the BerryReview,
Hoping they’ll tell us u’ve released the Bold (and Torch2?)
You dazzled us with specs as far as the eye could see,
Seduced us w/ talk of BlackBerry Balance and NFC,

You taunt us and tease us w/glimpses of Heaven,
But will we EVER really get to see OS 7?
What are you waiting for? QNX?
If so, YOU’LL need that BlackBerry Protect.

Stocks plummet and consumer ratings fall,
The 9900 a cure for it all?
For sure it’ll make my heart jump for joy,
I’ll coddle it and support it like my own baby boy.

Feed it upgrades of the ‘official’ sort,
So much potential, the ball’s in YOUR court.
The people are waiting. Ready. Willing. And Able
Put the Dakota in our hands, prove it’s not just a fable,

So, dear RIM, what do ya say?
Free the 9900 from your clutches and send it our way?
Roses are red, Berries are Black!
Hey RIM where’s MY 9900 at? 🙁

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