May 21, 2010 at 10:38 AM #174322
Are you looking for any application that track all your sex life then here is the solution
* TRUST IS GOOD, BUT CONTROL IS BETTER!
* Download your version today and start tracking your partner and friends!
* This application can be useful for following situations like
o Tired of keeping track of your love life in your bed ?
o Are you a hermit finding it hard to track how many days you have stayed away from "it"?
o Are you a bored housewife trying to keep track of your extra-marital affairs?
o Are you a married man trying to see how many times you consummated your marriage or not ? Or for that matter how many times your wife has had a "headache" ?
o Are you a married woman trying to see how many times your husband forgets about "it"?
* The application gives you wide choice of the statistics like daily,weekly,monthly
* Usage of this application safe and securable.
* o Usage of this application safe and securable.
* o Attractive user interface.
* o The application gives you wide choice of the statistics like daily,weekly,monthly.
* o You can send email to your partner or friends.
* o You can rate your bed and you can write extra information.
Click here to download Intimacy Tracker from bellow linkMay 22, 2010 at 7:14 AM #182366
hey fella jittu
Intimacy Tracker!!!! Dude or dudette or whatever your are… Whats this application for???
The description of this application is like WOW
TRUST IS GOOD, BUT CONTROL IS BETTER!
WHOA. Whatever that means or meant…. You mean you gotto "Trust" your partner, but "control" on your affairs. WHOA irony irony irony – the application you gave out is meant for tracking affairs. wow. you ask to control(whateva) and want ppl to buy your app to track their extra marital affairs… You are the most awesome person i have ever seen.
Hey a genuine question.. Do you preach??
+ Tired of keeping track of your love life in your bed ?
Didnt know that people kept a track of their "Love" Life. sweet memoirs I guess.
+ Are you a hermit finding it hard to track how many days you have stayed away from "it"?
ROFLMAO hermit!!!! ok ok fine, but still why would a "hermit" find it hard to track how many days has he stayed off "it". ah come on man, why would he track it temme temme. and is tracking it so tough that it requires a app on a blackberry.
+ Are you a bored housewife trying to keep track of your extra-marital affairs?
AWESOME. you are doing divine work out here by helping the deperate housewives track how many times they cheated on their husbands.
House wife A – "how many times did you cheat on your husband"
House wife B – "wait lemme check my blackberry"
<opens her purse, unlocks her blackberry. scrolls to the app menu, opens the application, punches in a pin>
House wife B – "well it has been 15.3 times"
House wife A – "15.3??? hows that??"
House wife B – "Yeah one of these times we started 'it' and my husband came home early, had to hide him in the closet"
+ Are you a married man trying to see how many times you consummated your marriage or not ? Or for that matter how many times your wife has had a "headache" ?
You are a life saver. my wife has a "headache" every time i go to the bed. but i wonder why would i track that. it would have been better if the app took the headache away…… Man i wonder if someone can code an app that does it :p
+ Are you a married woman trying to see how many times your husband forgets about "it"?
why would she try to see. why would she see…… she knows he forgot it….. !!!!! :confused: Forgot it:confused: !!!!!! wait. she has to pay $4.99 to track how many times he forgot it??? Wise very wise
The application gives you wide choice of the statistics like daily,weekly,monthly
Nice. now we are talking… statistics baby, statistics… love those
hey you missed yearly…………..
man the one who has this app on the phone should be a pornstar or a gigolo or a prostitute. afaik only they would like to track DAILY, WEEKLY, MONTHLY
Usage of this application safe and securable.
SECURABLE. yeah yeah sure. you cheat on your husband and you dont want your husband to know but you want to "track it" (i still wonder why people would do that) and you log all the details on your blackberry. yeah. it needs to be "securable" or else
Scenario 1: You find yourself in a courtroom filing a divorce
Scenario 2: Your husband calls you a W**** and brings his own personal W**** home
Scenario 3: Your husband says "Its ok honey, i know you needed relief"
Scenario 4: Your husband is pissed off. he takes that Remington 870 shotgun off the closet which he keeps cleaning and polishing on weekends. loads it. and blows your head off!!!
Yeah!!! better make it securable…
You can send email to your partner or friends.
Mail what!!! "Yay i got laid today…", "I made it out with your wife buddy"……. ah gross
You can rate your bed and you can write extra information.
Yeah yeah… whatever that is that should be a useful option. "Well well well i have a bit of back pain today, but i want to get laid tonight, whom should I screw??? wait lemme check the bed details on my blackberry. hmmm this bed is rated 10, lemme screw her tonight!!!"
Buddy. if you got any skills why dont you code some good apps. why code shit and crap. this app is the worst and disgusting app i have ever seen.
Do you have any idea on what you have written. You my dear friend are promoting. infidelity and adultery. you are asking, provoking, promoting ppl to be cheap a** W****S
Next time you want to develop and app please develop something thats useful, why would i log my private life onto my handheld, why would i log the details onto my bb and look at them again and again to know that iam a "Hermit". I would be better with meeting up someone for "it".
Take care fella and use your head.
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