If you want a good laugh you should read the Reuters Oddly Enough article from yesterday titled “Cemetery full, Mayor tells locals not to die.”如果您想要一个很好的笑你应该阅读路透社奇怪的文章，从昨天名为“坟场充分，市长告诉当地人没有死” 。
In short a small town in France called Sarpourenx have been told that if they don’t already have a plot in the current cemetery then they are forbidden to die.在简短的一个小镇，在法国所谓的sarpourenx被告知，如果他们不已经有一个阴谋在目前的公墓，然后，他们被禁止死。 The [...] [ … … ]

After a week or so of wailing on Rim and BlackBerry and all of there shortfalls, I thought I would write a feel good story about the advantages of BlackBerry ownership.一个星期之后，或使的哭对RIM公司和黑莓和所有有不足的，我以为我会写一让生活更精彩的故事的优势，黑莓的所有权。

Last weekend when I was supposed to be home writing my butt off, I actually went 4 wheeling to a local trail to test out [...]上周末，当我要回家写我的屁股过，其实我到四转运到本地径来测试[ … … ]

A friend sent me a great email with some very clever replies to put on into your automatic ‘Out of Office’ email responder.一位朋友送我一个伟大的电子邮件与一些非常聪明的答复，提出对到您的自动'走出办公室的电子邮件回复。 Have a look and a laugh and by all means, if you have seen some good ones drop them in the comments pile…Enjoy…一看，并笑着和采取一切手段，如果你有看到一些好的下降，他们在评论中桩享受… …

1. 1 。 I am currently out of the office at a [...]我目前正在走出办公室，在[ … … ]

I know there are quite a few readers who would like this so I thought I would share this little tidbit.我知道有不少读者谁想，这使我以为我将分享这个小tidbit 。 The website www.bookseller.com has been collecting a list of all the absurd book titles they can find.网站www.bookseller.com一直在收集名单，所有荒谬的书名，他们可以找到。 Some of my favorite include:一些我最喜爱的包括：

“Are Women Human? “是妇女人权？ And other International Dialogues.”和其他的国际对话“ 。
“How to Write a How to Write Book” “如何写如何写的书”
“If You Want [...] “如果你想要[ … … ]

I just read a great article on Reuters about a guy in New York who went to the bank one day to find out he had over $5 million in his account.我刚才读一个伟大的文章对路透社约一家伙，在纽约谁到银行一天，找出他已超过500万美元在他的帐户。 This is the same account that only had $800 dollars the day before.这是相同的帐户，只有800元美元的前一天。

Turns out this guy Benjamin Lovell withdrew over $2 million [...]原来，这个家伙本杰明洛弗尔撤回超过二百万元[ … … ]

I was at CES when Warner Studios announced that they will no longer be supporting HD DVD.我是在CES上时，华纳工作室宣布，他们将不再支持HD DVD标准。 That was considered the nail in the coffin of HD DVD.这被认为是钉在棺材的HD DVD 。 Toshiba then decided to do a full fledged marketing campaign to revive HD DVD. Rob Beschizza of Wired has reported the final death rattle of HD DVD announced [...]东芝，然后决定做了充分成熟的营销活动，以振兴HD DVD标准。抢劫beschizza有线报道，最后的死亡手摇铃HD DVD的宣布， [ … … ]

This was one of the hardest articles I have ever written.这是一个艰难的文章是我所书面。 The pictures I have posted below are from an email I received from a relative in Europe who happens to be a police officer.图片我已张贴下面是从电子邮件，我收到来自一个相对的在欧洲谁刚巧是警务人员。 The header on the email was, “Don’t text and drive”.标题上的电子邮件是， “不要文字和驱动器” 。 The guy was texting whilst he was driving and ‘wandered’ [...]这个家伙是短信，而他驾驶及'游荡' [ … … ]

Usually we would not cover such a thing but I actually was actually surprised when I read this little tidbit on BoyGenius.com.通常，我们将不包括这样的事，但我实际上是奇怪，其实当我看到这个小tidbit对boygenius.com 。 It seems like Microsoft is buying out Danger Inc. I guess that means that the Danger OS will be going the way of the wind.好像微软收购的危险，公司我猜想这意味着危险操作系统将走的方式风。 I wonder what a Windows Mobile Danger handheld [...]我不知道什么是危险的Windows Mobile手持[ … … ]