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“Trusted sources and unnamed insiders reported today at Research In Motion’s Headquarters at Phillip Street in Waterloo, Ontario, that one of the back-up copiers on the fourth floor briefly jammed this morning. A sheet of paper went all “shready” while winding its way through the copier and got bungled up, causing the copier to produce error messages. Technicians were able to free the damaged paper, but it could not be salvaged and had to be ritually destroyed. An unnamed employee caught the ritual on video seen below:
Compounding RIM’s difficulties, the technicians got all inky-black stuff on their hands, so that soap and water had to be applied, then rinsed off, followed by a drying procedure which is believed to have involved either toweling or one of those noisy air blowers.
RIM executives have refused to comment on the incident. There is no guarantee that the copier, or conceivably other copiers at RIM, might, in the future be subject to jams. RIM’s refusal to acknowledge or address in detail this morning’s cascading catastrophe calls into further doubt, the future viability of the company.
Sorry guys I couldn’t help but post this to ease some of the anti-RIM tension building up these past few days with humor. Its almost like picking on RIM has become a contest sport in the media. PB Forever pointed out this brilliant parody thread on CrackBerry forums written by Mmcpher and I could not stop laughing… Make sure to let Mmcpher know if you enjoyed it and I really hope he doesn’t mind the publicity and my small edits.