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Cellphones Dangerous For Your Kidneys & Wi-Fi Screws With Your Chakra…

tinfoilhat So are you getting rid of your BlackBerry?

Ross over at Engadget Mobile spotted a new study by the European Research Institute for Electronic Components in Bucharest with some interesting findings. They claim that cellphone radiation causes red blood cells to leak hemoglobin which may lead to kidney damage and heart disease…

Scared yet? I just gave up when I realized that in the end everybody dies and you cannot live in constant fear…

On a more humorous note Matt over at Gizmodo found this story on The Inquirer. Turns out that hippies in Glastonbury are complaining that Wi-Fi from the towns new network is making them spiritually sick since it breaks their ley-lines which screws with their chakra…

Maybe some accessory manufacturer should be selling tinfoil hats and lead cases for BlackBerrys…

Image courtesy of Wikipedia (No that is not me :))

So what do you think? Is your cellphone a silent killer?

3 total comments on this postSubmit your comment!
  1. my deodorant is interfering with my wifi reception but stimulates my braincells. What should I do? Comproise my IQ for crispclear calls? This stinks. HELP!

  2. The hippies should use their chakra and shadow clone jutsu to produce a clone. That clone could then do all calling for you.

  3. Sheesh Wifi is messing with their Chakra, heck I use mine to charge my batteries.

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