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Lawyers get a taste of their own medicine…律師取得，一嘗他們自己的醫藥…

March 14th, 2008 by Greg Myers 2008年3月14日由Greg邁爾斯

Got another excellent email from a friend again today that I just thought I would share with you all…Again.得到的另一個優秀的電子郵件從朋友今天再次指出，我剛才還以為我將與您分享… 。

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. 律師應該從來沒有問一個密西西比州的奶奶一個問題，如果他們是沒有準備的答案。
In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. 在審判中，南部的小城鎮檢察官所謂他的第一證人， grandmotherly ，老婦，以的立場。 He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. 他走近她，並問， '夫人 Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. 瓊斯，你知不知道我？ '她的反應， '為什麼，是的，我不知道你， Williams先生。 I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. 我知道你，因為你是一名男童，並坦白說，您一直在一個很大的失望，給我。 You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. 你的謊言，欺騙，你對你的妻子，你操縱的人談談他們的背後支持。 You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. 您認為您的一大拍攝時，你沒有動腦筋，以實現你將永遠不會金額的東西多二位的文件推。 Yes, I know you.’ 是的，我知道你。
The lawyer was stunned. 律師感到震驚。 Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. 不知道還有什麼其他的事，他指出，地跨房間，並詢問 ， '夫人 Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’ 瓊斯，你知道他們的辯護律師呢？
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. 她又回答說， '為什麼是的，我做的。 I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. 我知道Bradley先生，因為他是年輕人，太。 He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. 他的懶惰，頑固性，和他有一個飲水問題。 He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. 他不能建立正常的關係，與任何人，和他的律師的做法是最嚴重的國家之一，在整個國家。 Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. 不提他是個騙子對他的妻子與三個不同的婦女。 One of them was your wife. 其中一人是你的妻子。 Yes, I know him.’ 是的，我知道他。
The defense attorney nearly died. 該辯護律師近死亡。
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 法官要求雙方輔導員的做法，以替補席上，並在一個非常安靜的聲音，說，
‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.’ '如果不是你的白痴問她，如果她知道我，我會向您發送都向電椅上。

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