律师取得，一尝他们自己的医药…

Lawyers get a taste of their own medicine…律师取得，一尝他们自己的医药…

March 14th, 2008 by Greg Myers 2008年3月14日由Greg迈尔斯

Got another excellent email from a friend again today that I just thought I would share with you all…Again.得到的另一个优秀的电子邮件从朋友今天再次指出，我刚才还以为我将与您分享… 。

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. 律师应该从来没有问一个密西西比州的奶奶一个问题，如果他们是没有准备的答案。
In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. 在审判中，南部的小城镇检察官所谓他的第一证人， grandmotherly ，老妇，以的立场。 He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. 他走近她，并问， '夫人 Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. 琼斯，你知不知道我？ '她的反应， '为什么，是的，我不知道你， Williams先生。 I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. 我知道你，因为你是一名男童，并坦白说，您一直在一个很大的失望，给我。 You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. 你的谎言，欺骗，你对你的妻子，你操纵的人谈谈他们的背后支持。 You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. 您认为您的一大拍摄时，你没有动脑筋，以实现你将永远不会金额的东西多二位的文件推。 Yes, I know you.’ 是的，我知道你。
The lawyer was stunned. 律师感到震惊。 Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. 不知道还有什么其他的事，他指出，地跨房间，并询问 ， '夫人 Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’ 琼斯，你知道他们的辩护律师呢？
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. 她又回答说， '为什么是的，我做的。 I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. 我知道Bradley先生，因为他是年轻人，太。 He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. 他的懒惰，顽固性，和他有一个饮水问题。 He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. 他不能建立正常的关系，与任何人，和他的律师的做法是最严重的国家之一，在整个国家。 Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. 不提他是个骗子对他的妻子与三个不同的妇女。 One of them was your wife. 其中一人是你的妻子。 Yes, I know him.’ 是的，我知道他。
The defense attorney nearly died. 该辩护律师近死亡。
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 法官要求双方辅导员的做法，以替补席上，并在一个非常安静的声音，说，
‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.’ '如果不是你的白痴问她，如果她知道我，我会向您发送都向电椅上。